The Walton Firm Memos

Oh man, someone just reminded me that Halloween is coming up, and I have a couple of true-life horror story’s to write about. Today I’m going to write about something I came across in a history of homeopathy penned by William Harvey King and published in 1905 (yeah, I’m real fucking busy all the time):
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I’m going to gloss over a lot of the stalking part. It’s mostly just making sure I’m always across the street from Sherri. And also I would need to let her know Im still around or whatever. Sometimes I would put something really cool together like pulling her car out from the parking spot and [...]

I have a lot of respect for people who work nights, but that’s another story. Sherri Ford worked nights to put herself through a real estate program at community college. She was driving home after a Kinko’s shift when her life started to go awry.
The night was inky. It had cool mist in columns of streetlight, [...]

  
About six months ago, I left Seattle for San Francisco. When I did this I told all of my friends and family that I was relocating here to pursue a job opportunity. Saying this was dishonest of me and I apologize. In actuality, I was moving to San Francisco to professionally stalk a woman named Sherri [...]

Sadly, due to recent annoncements,  it looks like Steorn has turned out to be a rather ordinary failure of a free-energy scam. Miracle-energy is a classic gag. Going back by some accounts all the way to the early 1600’s,  there have been lots of people who have all billed themselves as renegade scientists who have [...]

Hmmmm, lets see … I’m going to go out on a limb and say that NO, you probably are not the victim of a falsely obtained restraining order. This seems to be something of a niche legal market, not surprisingly male-focused (the above ad is for the “Fathers Rights Foundation“). Consider this testomony:
I am yet [...]